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Great job, girls!
Strongly, gallantly, I beat my wings
Zettai Karen Children
Meeting you like I did
Wasn't just so we could live
Tiny wishes, cross through time
And surely change the future
When my limiter (changing myself)
Is released (changing yourself)
An angel's shining surges through me
The "wings" that will save the world
Now I'm on the path I chose
And I want to grab my dreams (Can't stop)
The power given to me
Spurs me into the sky
Strongly, gallantly, I beat my wings
Absolutely lovely, my wings
B-But!
29th sense: "The Art of Coaxing! The Sea Closest to Heaven" B-But!
29th sense: "The Art of Coaxing! The Sea Closest to Heaven"
Don't cry! I'm the one who's been hurt here!
Uh-oh! It's the Stone Drop Effect! They've lost control of their ESP!
WE'RE SORRY!
We didn't think it was such a bad thing!
Everyone hates me! The sun hates me!
Puppies hate me!
G-Girls! Calm down!
Here! Fly to my bosom!
Here!
NO!
Everyone, calm down!
Minamoto!
You do something about it! I don't care anymore!
Director Tsubomi!
What? That's her?
Okay, okay. That's enough.
She stopped that rampage...
Shame on you, Minamoto! Making these girls cry!
And whose fault was all this in the first place?!
No matter what you say, I'm not doing this! I'm...
Listen to me!
Ooh, what a handsome man!
And you are lovely.
Ooh! Fujiko's so glad to hear that!
Time to eat!
Y-Y-You've lived quite a long time, haven't you, Director Tsubomi?!
Naughty boy, reading a lady's age from her lips like that!
Well, if you'll excuse me...
Like this?
No, like this.
You mean like this?
Dr. Sakaki?
What's wrong?
Please! Let me forget!
So, what were we talking about, again?
Look, let's just you and me discuss what happened.
If you won't accept it, you can resign or whatever you like.
Hold it! HOLD IT!
I demand that a lawyer accompany us!
"Please, I don't want to shoot you."
"What will come of this war?"
Don't you want to know how much I know?
It's okay. Just leave Minamoto to me.
I'll make him cancel his resignation.
Really?
I promise.
Fujiko would never do that on a whim or as a joke.
I absolutely promise to change his mind.
Okay, we've arrived.
Where are we?
The site of a former Imperial Army facility.
This sea was a place Igo loved.
Igo?
It was so much fun back then.
We all believed we were building a happy future with our powers.
I hope Igo's all right.
Because it would prove that sad future isn't an absolute certainty.
You know everything, don't you?
Did you know, Minamoto?
Kaoru, don't!
We all produced the telepathic
and clairvoyant protection he used together.
The decryption key was never changed.
I knew about it as soon as I scanned you.
Director... What did that trick you played have to do with this?
You just can't get in the mood, can you? Quit being such a stick in the mud!
Is that because you're going to get stuck shooting Kaoru in 10 years?
It's not like I wanted to do that!
I mean, that won't happen!
I'll work hard every day to keep it from happening!
You think you won't be doing that in 10 years?
Being forthright and working hard?
Until, at last, Hyobu takes those three girls.
Don't you think?
Then what do I do?
Simple. You...
should just marry them!
Oh, sure. I get it...
I wonder when Minamoto's coming back.
I wonder where he is and what he's doing.
I know Granny Tsubomi said it'd be all right, but will he really come back?
He was so mad...
That was cruel! Cruel!
I quit!
Kaoru, isn't this flashback totally not what happened?
He cried? He ran off all pigeon-toed?
Still... He was really worried about us, huh?
Minamoto?
He's back?
Hello, girls!
Chief...
Oh, no! That is not a meal for growing girls!
Well, I'll call for a delivery, then.
Here!
While Minamoto is away,
I will personally see to your health management!
We're not that hungry right now...
Unacceptable! You're growing girls!
If this won't do, then order anything that you want!
Okay. Sushi.
Sea urchin and salmon roe and fatty tuna.
Red clams and Botan prawns.
Take it all away!
But, it's five star quality!
Huh? He's training?
Mr. Minamoto is?
Yes, according to the director.
That seems to be what's going on. Here you go!
She said she's going to improve him
for a few days before he comes back, and not to worry.
Do you like abalone, Kashiwagi?
What's he training for? How will he be improved?
Here you go!
Will it be improved lecturing?
Here you go!
But isn't it weird how Granny said she'd change his mind?
Here you go!
What sort of training?
Here you go!
Where?
Sorry for the wait, Director Tsubomi!
Mr. Minamoto, I presume?
How do you do? I'm Hanae Suetsu!
Um, hi there.
Well done!
All right, could you go on and use your Hypno power to brainwash him?
Go to it!
Sure thing!
"Sure thing"?!
Lemme go!
Stop this!
No! Stop!
Let me go! Is this even legal?!
I kinda doubt it!
Stop it, please!
Minamoto.
Minamoto, just be quiet.
I'm releasing you.
You... You're!
It can't be.
It is. It's me, Minamoto.
Impossible... Kaoru?!
I just love squid!
Um, uh... What was that?
Kaoru...
Sorry to treat you so harshly.
Um... What's the big idea, Miss Suetsu?
What are you doing?!
D-Director!
Didn't I tell you he's smart, suspicious, and hardheaded?!
So what's the deal with this costume?!
You're still wearing your name tag!
I'm sorry, Director!
But... But, we have other patients here!
Excuse me... But... But, we have other patients here!
If I overuse my ESP here and then need it later on!
There's no point to this if you only do it halfway!
Use the props as well as your powers!
Hey. Use the props as well as your powers!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
What are you trying to do to me here?!
Oh, well. Explain.
Yes, ma'am.
This is a specialized hospice for the care of terminal patients.
The care of terminal patients?
It mainly admits elderly patients with no hope of recovery,
a facility that eases their pain and lets them meet their end with happiness.
I help them by using my Hypno power.
My, doesn't it seem like the closest thing to heaven?
Old lovers and family who are no longer with us...
I care for my patient's hearts by turning myself into those people.
You use your ESP to help others?
That's a wonderful job, isn't it?
This is what it is to use your talents in the service of others.
So then why did you use them for this villainous woman?!
She ordered me to!
She said if I did it, she'd increase the hospital's budget!
You don't have to give him all the details!
Like i said, you're too inflexible!
The Children aren't just regular children.
They are potential angels or demons.
How they grow up... depends on you!
You must stop thinking of them as the kids they are now
and keep that always in mind! This is the objective of this training!
And that will let me change the future? Is there any basis for that?
Women's intuition.
Well then, I'll be leaving, now.
Cut it out and do as I say!
If you can forge bonds out of a deep love,
you can change destiny in a snap!
Fujiko won't let you go back till the image of them as adults never leaves your brain!
You're crazy!
Okay, next will be little Shiho. Put this on.
And this.
Yes, ma'am!
You are now Shiho Sannomiya. Bury yourself in the role!
I am a Level 7 esper.
I've loved Mr. Minamoto since I was 10 years old!
"The Glass Minamoto" Fujiko Tsubomi Theater, vol. 29
I am now 20 years old. And now... Now!
Mr. Minamoto, since you're on this island anyway, please take me out.
S-Sure, but...
I've gotta get this done and get back home!
This time, she's really committed herself to wearing the mask.
Hanae, you're a frightening girl.
Say something!
Um... It must be hard, working in a hospital.
I said she's Shiho, remember?!
Would you say that to Shiho?!
Come on... Even if you say that!
What kind of idiot brings a girl here and then talks about work?!
So, what should I do?!
Think for yourself! Don't you have stuff you want to say but not to children?!
No, I don't!
Um...
WHAT?!
Since nobody would do well being thrown into this sort of thing,
why don't you just leave this to me and back off a little?
Shiho's mask has slipped!
I think we've beaten that joke to death. Let's go.
S-Sure.
S-Sorry. Looks like I got a little too deeply into character.
I can hold your hand, can't I?
Shiho...
Not bad! He's practically ready to put the glass slipper on her!
CROCODILE BANANA GARDEN
Got the croc!
Do not fish for Crocodiles! Got the croc!
Do not fish for Crocodiles! This banana ice tastes good with crocodile meat in it.
Do not fish for Crocodiles! What are you doing? Quit making side trips and go!
Do not fish for Crocodiles! The place the chief told us about is nearby!
Do not fish for Crocodiles! What'd you buy, Aoi?
Do not fish for Crocodiles! Choco-banana, crocodile flavor!
I know I'm under orders to appear in this form,
but you don't have to be so concerned about it.
S-Sure.
You seem to have a resistance to ESP.
You're not like the elderly here, so it's not as easy for me to pull it off.
I'm getting a strange sort of feeling.
Your work must keep you busy, and now you have to do this, too.
Tough day for both of us, huh?
Oh, no. This is a nice change of pace.
I get to use my power as I like for this job.
Although having to watch people pass away all the time...
I guess it is hard, sometimes.
Do you enjoy your work, Mr. Minamoto?
It has its ups and downs, but...
There's no way I can just walk away from it.
The day will come when I really will spend your time with them like this.
Those girls will be lovely when they grown up, I'm sure.
I look forward to it.
I'm so happy!
Stop trying to write my inner monologue!
Well, quit being so stubborn!
Yes?
Right. Right, I'll get back there at once.
What's wrong?
A patient's condition just took a turn for the worse.
I have to go.
Wait!
Director, teleport her!
Sure, sure!
Who was that just now?
You sensed a malicious, indecent woman, right?
Someone as bad as you, Shiho?
What kind of training is it?! Oh, this is pissing me off!
MI-NA-MO-TO!
I'm going to die...
Don't say such things! Don't leave me alone!
Hanako...
Hana!
Taro! Taro!
Man! Thought I was a goner there!
Taro, it's too soon for you to go to heaven.
Just hang on a little longer. I'm here with you!
Thank you, Hanako...
Nice job.
This time it's Aoi.
Does she need to maintain her transformation even outside of work?
Naturally.
You really are amazing.
You kept that patient going, didn't you?
That old man lost his first love in the war.
So, when he takes a bad turn, I take that form to encourage him.
I've heard all about the people he treasures in his memories.
Even if he knows I'm not real, he still does it.
See? Isn't the power of love amazing?
Fine! You mind backing off a little?!
But...
Even though I can comfort the patients, I can't cure them!
Sometimes I wonder why I was born an esper!
That old man is so much younger than you, Director, but!
I told you! I don't like my age being discussed!
Easy! Easy!
And he's a much better person than you, too!
Now, look!
Easy, easy, easy!
You think having pleasant memories makes you happy when you die?!
Fujiko doesn't have nearly enough memories for that!
You're just some pervert with a bottomless pit of desires.
Mr. Minamoto!
A-Aoi... I mean!
MI-NA-MO-TO!
Darn it! Just when it was getting good!
Now it's a different woman.
What's the meaning of this?
Um, uh... That is!
A crocodile?!
You actually like this unsexy, flat-chested girl with glasses?!
Mr. Minamoto, you pervert!
That's how she looks to you?
You really are the enemy, Grandma!
Oh, hello, Fujiko.
How'd you like my performance before?
Nobody nails a death scene like I can!
My... My mask has slipped as well!
RUMBLE-RUMBLE-RUMBLE
No! You've got it all wrong!
It really always happens like that!
The director insisted that we do it like this today!
Quit it, you little traitor!
What color is your blood?!
We're sorry...
What just happened?
You really mean it? We can play?
Sure. We'll head back at nightfall.
All right!
One thing, though...
Um... Look...
I'm sorry I threatened to quit.
Minamoto.
Mr. Minamoto.
I won't say it again. So, let's just say we're even.
Sure! Thank goodness!
All right, let's have some fun!
The Children, released with swimsuits!
<> The Children, released with swimsuits!
Super fine ladies, dripping with sea water!
Beautiful white skin, shining in the sun!
Beach fairies lovelier than any mermaid!
The Absolutely Lovely Children!
Look, Fujiko didn't mean any harm in doing this.
She did it for the sake of humanity's future. Really!
Enough.
As far as I see it, a little age difference isn't such a big problem.
After all, I'm 10 years younger than Fujiko.
Your age itself is the problem!
Their one and only childhood is happening right now.
And there's a future which may be saved with these memories.
You brought me here to see that, didn't you?
Their "now" is just as important as humanity's future.
I know that.
Because of the way you are, then can spread their wings in peace.
I just hope you can hurry up with that.
With what?
Oh, nothing.
Mr. Minamoto!
Let's swim together before you go back!
What's with that form?! You don't have to do that now!
But the director said you'd like this form!
Still not giving up, huh, Granny?!
Thank you, thank you!
Look! Another woman, now!
What?!
You!
STOP THAT!
Why are you blushing over that big-breasted, dumb-looking woman?!
Huh? Is that really how you see her?!
I'M FLYING!
I don't get why you keep looking at other women!
We're enough for you to look at, aren't we?!
Mr. Minamoto, you're a weirdo!
Why would I just want to look at a bunch of little kids?!
Treating us like little kids! Like little kids!
PUNISHMENT!
Minamoto, you may be able to tame them... Assuming you survive.
I embraced your boasting tight
Even everything about your sad profile
I love
Girl who gets stronger with every wall she breaks
My eyes will never wander from you
Because these too-honest feelings in my heart
Can't be beaten by anyone
I absolutely will never let you go
No matter when or why
And I'll change that still-unseen last scene
Devils and angels both have wings
So let's aim for higher skies
Don't let your smile be clouded anymore
When the hopes that connect us now
Rip the darkness apart
Together, you and I
Will fly towards the future, Break Your Destiny
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Next time, on Zettai Karen Children!
This is the vault?
It's a mountain of treasure!
We can buy people hearts by the gram with all this!
Quit getting so shamefully excited!
We came here to guard it!
Zettai Karen Children!
Episode 30: "Enemies in the Same Boat! Safecracking is Systematic"
Nobody would know if we took two or three coins.
Gold juggling!
The owners of this one have been dying, one after another. So pretty!
Hey! Hey!
We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Enemies in the Same Boat! Safecracking is Systematic We're absolutely lovely, so we never lose!
Enemies in the Same Boat! Safecracking is Systematic